When I grow up I want to become a mammal!

Get lost, loosers! We're taking over the hood!

Old man, for you there's simply no market!

Great! Alone again for millions of years!

Of course ice used to be free. But it didn't come in 24 flavors!

The evolution of ape:  damn...

Extinction? Not with me, guys! I have an iphone!

Ringo Amundsen: The first cockroach to reach the southpole

Believe me, son: the future belongs to us! 

Nowadays you have to be flexible!

You whales are facing extinction anyway! Do you really want to have 

a crisis of conscience because of a tiny crab?

How life develops:

"Enough is enough! I'm going ashore!"

"They say caterpillars die out..."

"And? Who cares?"

Oh, my god! I endanger my whole species!
Only because I'm not adaptable!

That sucks: every hundred millions of years 

you have to get used to new prey!

This damned upright walk can't be this difficult!

"What daffy giant chumps! Just die out!"

"Everyone can die out! But who can claim he's a symbol for extinction!"

"See, boys, I am a winner either way:

I invested in a hedgefond which is betting on our extinction!"

Because of the climate change 

there's an increase of thunderstorms in Africa

The last of the pandas:

"Damn, no one makes TV anymore!"

"Good news, guys: Anteaters are extinct! - Hello? - 

Where is everybody? - Helohooh!"

Winners of species extinction:

The new "Big Five" of the Serengeti

Great! Since the sea has risen you can even take city trips!

Okay, we outlived everybody else. 
But whose junk are we gonna eat now?

You claim to be an endangered species? Very funny!